Baby mama's at home and fussin', Callin' up my mobile cussin', Always yappin' about this and that, But she really don't be talkin' bout nothinSomebody take my pain away, Take my pain away please!
This is Dr. Dre's first ever song released with World Class Wreckin Crew. It is hoakey and extremely cheesy. Very surprising he would release this!
How many convicted child molesters are on here yall think? If you know for sure of any user who is one give me their username.
EugenieLaBorgia just likes everything I think. Does she like all of y'alls posts too or am I special?
Ladies, I drive a big jacked up truck with some big fat tires.How turned on does that make y'all? Very turned on? Ok gotcha, I know.
Ayo, dependin' on the day, and dependin' on what I ate I'm anywhere from 20 to 35 pounds overweight, I got red eyes and one of them's lazy,And they both squint when the sun shines so I look crazy, I'm albino, man, I know I'm pink and pale and I'm hairy as hell everywhere but fingernails, I shave a cranium that ain't quite shaped right Face type, shiny, I stay up and write late nights,...See More »
Post Malone's music is literally the worst music ever put out by any artist ever in history. Why is he relevant? He should have never gotten famous
Why does it seem like I get looked at and stared at more often by people when I'm on an amphetamine binder?Also it seems like my peers and other people are in a worse mood when I'm on an amp binder than when I am sober
I have a weiner dog that I sometimes fart on. She loves my farts and thoroughly enjoys the aroma as her face is squished up on my butt
A sadistic madman has a gun to your head and gives you the chance to live but you have to eat one of two boogers that belonged to 2 different people,The boogers are displayed to you and they're both labeled. One of the two boogers came out of a very ugly person's nose and it is labeled as "booger #1". The other booger came out of a very attractive models nose and is labeled as "booger #2". You...See More »
Ayo, dependin' on the day, and dependin' on what I ate I'm anywhere from twenty to thirty-five pounds overweight I got red eyes and one of them's lazyAnd they both squint when the sun shines so I look crazy. I'm albino, man, I know I'm pink and pale And I'm hairy as hell, everywhere but fingernails, I shave a cranium that ain't quite shaped right Face type, shiny, I stay up and write late nights,...See More »
I got the wild style always been a foul child, My guns go BOOM-BOOM and yo' guns go pow-pow,I'm known to have a hottie open, I keep the shottie smokin', Front and get half the bones in your body broken, And when it comes to gettin' nookie I'm not a rookie, I got girls that make that chick Toni Braxton look like whoopie, I run with sturdy...See More »
In the earlier days of the American Mob (1960s) mob gangs would take over local businesses and demand a percentage of the profits in exchange for"protection", which really meant that they would leave the business owners alone. If the businesses didn't pay up though they would cause trouble by violence and damage. So my question is, what is keeping me from forming a gang and doing this same...See More »
Y'all rememeber that time on Experience Project when everybody in the Q&A section was making random shout outs for like a whole 24 hours?I actually started that madness by saying "SHOUT OUT TO ABE LINCOLN!" And LITERALLY, NO LIE, for 24 hours, continuously, almost everybody in the Q&A section was making random shout outs.
Whats your talent? I can spot out an Indian person online simply by reading their bad grammarYes ANY Indian. If you are from India I WILL know you're Indian.
I am jealous of the people who are not walking in the same footsteps as me, on a path of drug abuse and addiction.I wish I was never introduced to drugs, especially amphetamine and opiates. People should start taking heed in the warnings given by people who are recovering from drug and alcohol addiction. I didnt listen. I thought that could never be me, I can do...See More »
Have you not known? Have you not heard? The Lord is the everlasting God, the Creator of the ends of the earth. He does not faint or grow weary;his understanding is unsearchable. He gives power to the faint, and to him who has no might he increases strength. Even youths shall faint and be weary, and young men shall fall exhausted; but they who wait for the Lord shall renew their strength;...See More »
Our Father, who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy Name, Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.Give us this day our daily bread, And forgive us our trespasses, As we forgive those who trespass against us, And lead us not into temptation, But deliver us from evil, For thine is the kingdom, And the power, and the glory, For ever and ever....See More »
I believe in God, the Father Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth; and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord; Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried. He descended into Hell; the third day He arose again from the dead, He ascended into heaven, and sat at the right hand of God, the Father Almighty; from...See More »
Keep holding on When my brains tickin' like a bomb, Guess the black thoughts have come again to get me. Sweet bitter words Unlike nothing I have heardSing along Mocking bird You don't affect me. That's right! Deliver it to my heart! Please strike! Be deliberate! Wait... I'm coming undone! Irate! I'm coming undone! Too late! I'm coming undone! What looks so strong, so delicate.
Choke, choke again I thought my demons were my friends, Pity me in the end They're out to get me. Since I was young I tasted sorrow on my tongue,and this sweet chocolate gun does not protect me. That's right! Trigger between my eyes. Please strike! Make it quick now!
Does it make me racist if Asian people and Mexicans rub me the wrong way? I mean, its not my fault their attitides put a bad taste in my mouth