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Married to a fictional character, single in real life
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TheRealBarbossa: What's your favorite april fools joke so far?
@dirge I know, but I've read the guidelines and...
1 day ago
TheRealBarbossa: Mood dropped like a sack of potatoes and hit me...
@Picklebobble2 word against word doesn't work here...
1 day ago
TheRealBarbossa: Mood dropped like a sack of potatoes and hit me...
@Picklebobble2 sis was forced to tell her. Long...
1 day ago
DavidBianchet2: Weren't you one of Britney Spear's backup dancers?
No, but I get the confusion as I was Katie Perries...
1 day ago
TheRealBarbossa: Mood dropped like a sack of potatoes and hit me...
@Picklebobble2 she's to much of a narcissist to...
1 day ago
TheRealBarbossa: 13 y/o niece made this for me from scratch 😍
@soulrespite right? I love Orple 💜
1 day ago
TheRealBarbossa: 13 y/o niece made this for me from scratch 😍
@SunshineGirl All my nieces are very talented and...
1 day ago
TheRealBarbossa: 13 y/o niece made this for me from scratch 😍
@LordShadowfire Orple is life! 😍
1 day ago
TheRealBarbossa: Mood dropped like a sack of potatoes and hit me...
@BooksRMe not religious, no. Only when trying to...
1 day ago
TheRealBarbossa: Mood dropped like a sack of potatoes and hit me...
@BooksRMe I'm planning on "being sick and...
1 day ago
averageguy: How to tell someone to go to hell in such a way...
I've actually done that in the past (to an ex) but...
2 days ago
chernobylplaygr0unds: I'm choosing different today
@chernobylplaygr0unds not kind, just honest 💜
2 days ago
buriedalive: Real talk just why did I stop growing at 5'7? I'm...
I'm 5'4 (I think) which makes me a short king 🤷 (1...
2 days ago
BillyMack: When I want to impress the missus
@BillyMack she doesn't know a good thing when it...
2 days ago
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