I think red lock should be one word..It’s a personal redlock… innit Don’t auto correct me Microsoft biatch.. (+1)
Venezuelans are dancing in the street for liberation.Politicians and media are outraged. They want the DICTATOR returned to power. You can’t make it up 🍿 (+1)
How many ‘chuggers’ must be delivered per ‘Choo choo’We can take another step forward until this issue is resolved.. (+1)
$14 and phukin 45 cents for a meatball sub..This will be the last sub … 15 bucks for a sammich.. suck me sideways
Just an fyi. I aced last years New Year’s resolutions..1. Call every one a khunt. 2. Didn’t die 🕺 (+1)
This year in Australia… we got diversity bollards and diversity snipers on rooftopsAnd roaming packs of diversity jackboots for any trouble that may arise.. happy new year 🥰 (1)
i got to test the life bouys..can you go jump in that tank of shit so i can throw life rings at you?..
Australian man with Nazi tattoo arrested for displaying tattoo at a local beach..In the wake of new hate speech laws. After 2 islamists shot and killed 14 at Bondi beach… Here’s our priminister rocking a joy devision tshirt.. The hypocracy stinks worse than albos undies (+1)
Why are they called wisdom teeth anyway?I’ve never consulted them on any decisions.. they never helped me pass an exam… (1)
What the world needs now…. Is muffins, sausage McMuffins..It’s the only thing there’s… just too little of. (+1)
Big brother used to have grey hair.. he did done battle with a Balrog..Now he’s big bro the white… Big bro vibes.. (1)
