Jokes according to Alexa: Why do people keep worn out sweatshirts?Because they’re oldies, but hoodies.
Finally feeling better but my time feels completely distorted, nothing feels real when being sick…Still under the weather, but vastly improved. Misery dropped from an fluctuating 8-9 down to a 2-3 now… I’ll be fine.. Incredibly cold today. In part because of the sickness I’m sure. But even without, it was a massive drop in temperature. I feel... See More »
Jokes according to Alexa: Why did the zombie meditate after eating?He was experiencing mind-fullness……
Some people shock their dogs and don’t allow them to move for 8 hours to even get a drink of water… Other people have fun with their pets. (1)
Do you find yourself ever making mistakes because you became angry?I feel like it’s rare but definitely has happened to me almost routinely. Feels like it’s a few times a year my anger I’ll derail my goals I’m attempting to achieve.
Being sick makes time feel distorted. I find the timing of me becoming sick to also be quite strange.I’m already feeling better but I’m still messed up. Can barely eat or stomach anything.. which is probably a good thing. Muscles ache with that weird chill type ache. At least I don’t feel it deep down in my bones I guess. Worst part is the... See More »
I mean the liberal left of always have their heads so far up their ass that they probably don’t even know this is a thing… Your side is literally hemorrhaging support right now… (1)
So, it’s true… 👀 Apparently Milo is coming out of retirement!Definitely going to be better than South Park in entertainment value.. (1)
“He was such a hateful person! Why would do many people attribute to believing in his values!? He only pushed a controversial narrative!”Says the people that never sat down and properly listened to the context and meaning behind his speech. (1)
The fact that so many do not understand the roots and origins of America being founded as a Christian nation.Lets me know the lack of true history being taught in schools. This was Charlie Kirk’s best and most defining moment, when he explained that root, fundamental value, that the founding fathers of this country shared. And all their internet and... See More » (1)