SpudMuffin

Who was Enoch's mother?

@Banksy83 thanks for bc

Yes, soylent green is people - but not nice...

@Barny52 that's probably part of it too.

@fanuc2013 like these guys?

@Barny52 Private Eye have been running this story...

@lovelyguy143334 seriously, you show us two...

The lunchbox.

Both sound a little awkward, though 1 is less...

@lovelyguy143334 ok mate, just go and lie down and...

@lovelyguy143334 so if the universe is god, and...

This is too difficult for me, it's making my brian...

@BijouPleasurette you'll get plenty of volunteers!

@Guitarman123 Lib dem?

Hilarious! So who are you going to vote for?

I would apply for a job in Marketing

We have more reason to celebrate in England - we...

It's very difficult to call. I'm hoping for...

@Gorps or part lizard

Well done, that's an amazing achievement and you...