Lol, I suppose this is likely the least hippie gift on here. I give it to you to remind you to be decisive in your life and to put decisions to rest once they are made. You cannot re-adjudicate the past. :)
This is what most people think a Kiwi is.....it isn't. Where I come from they are known as Chinese Gooseberries. The growers actually refer to them as Chink Berries. Not very PC. We renamed them Kiwifruit just for export purposes. A brilliant move.