Im not even talentedYet I've been compared to the likes of lil Wayne, Eminem, and most recently the $uicideboy$ I am flattered, but the praise is exaggerated. The feedback is greatly appreciated, but people get dramatic with the praise sometimes.
How did the game get easier?I was playing Skyrim VR last night while getting drunk. The longer i played, the easier it got. I took out an elder dragon, wearing unimproved elven gear, and he barely hurt me. Haven't even touched the game for a month.
Most people hate meI don't even have to talk to them. They will take one look at me and decide they hate me. Im ok with it. Its been happening my whole life. Im used to it. Besides, Ive been wishing death on everyone i see for as long as i can remember. I hate everyone...See More »
My cuticle is falling offIts been black for almost two weeks. Two weeks tomorrow. It still hurts like you wouldn't believe. Want to drop me instantly? Tap my finger. Im out. Now the cuticle has started falling off. Jeeze. Ive only seen people break their own bones in...See More »
Well, how about thatIve been wearing my belt on its last notch all day and only just realized it. Wont be too long before i need a new one. It wasnt even a week ago that wearing it this “tight” was uncomfortable.
I love this jobIm surrounded by animals. Theres a little dog, that looks like the werewolf from the american werewolf in london movie, asleep right next to me. He is adorable. I didnt know what a Cavalier King Charles spaniel was when i started working here. Now i...See More »
I love knivesI have a small collection. Im particularly drawn to balanced blades. Probably because i have no balance in my life. Ive spent hundreds of hours sharpening. Thousands of hours training. I even took up filipino knife fighting for a couple of years....See More »
Message to myselfOk. Ok. Ok! You popped it! Now leave it alone! This is why it bleeds forever and scars up. You get a real nice, fat, juicy one and get the most satisfying pop in the world. It only pops once! Quit squeezing it!
What would you do?For whatever reason, spilling my drink has always been a hardcore anger trigger for me. I’m working from 7pm to 6am tonight. I stopped at a gas station to get some coffee. I customised it. Only thing I couldn’t do was make it stronger. Luckily, I fou...See More »
I love getting high and watching adventure time“They are trying to sack the nut castle! Why would anyone want to sack my nut castle?” Stop it. Dude just....stop. I cant. “Don’t listen to her, she’s nuts” I’m done. I’m walking away, I’m done
An interesting observationIf I hit my vape right after dabbing it soothes the tickle in my lungs, and stops the coughing.
I’ve been told to do itI’m going with her to see end game tomorrow. She called me tripping over a suitcase and headphones today. I got so mad. I considered either not responding to her at all tomorrow and just going to the movie by myself, or tell her that I can’t because...See More »
I am actually kind of proudI’ve worked a solid twelve hours. Ran about a mile, and have only eaten a slice of salami the size of a pepperoni, and half a snack bag of baby carrots. I see a different person when I look in the mirror. I’m changing. Inside and out
This is why I love adventure timeSometimes being a good dude ain’t about not dinking it. Learn from your dinks.- Finn Mertins, Hero of Ooo
That actually made me feel betterI packed my anger, and contempt, into my palms. I packed my frustrations and cares into my palms. I squished it all in a tight ball, and sent it into space with a kamehameha wave. Some people take deep breaths and count to ten. Others grind their...See More »
I’m actually making enoughI am going to rent a Lamborghini, a suit, and a model, just to roll up at my old job and flex.
I’m dreading SundaySolely due to the fact it’s my only day off. I want to be making money, not sitting on my ass getting fat. It’s like that song “I’ve got a problem. I’m in love with money, I’m in love with balling”
I love Adventure TimeFinn, and Jake. Those guys are my personal heroes. That show has taught me a lot. I haven’t been very good at implementing the lessons though
I’m making some kind of gameEvery time I die, take a shot. Every time I get a kill, dab. I’m going to get so high, and then, so drunk
Ok, this is a pretty good gameIt’s call AFK arena. It’s free. I have never enjoyed a game I didn’t have to play, until now