What’s your favorite Pandora Radio station?Hootie and the Blowfish here. Plays Incubus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, blues traveler, sublime, Tom Petty Songs and bands of that sort. Always been told I should have been born years ago because I listen to that damn “hippy music”. Christ sake spread... See More »
I Hate That Moment WhenYou run out of chase/mixer for your whiskey but you’ve drank almost half of your fifth and really don’t want to get behind the wheel to get a chaser. So you just drink it straight. Cause we all know #RealMen drink that shit straight out the bottle... See More »
How many people do you know believe every conspiracy they see on TV?A couple gentlemen at work are ALWAYS asking me if I’ve heard the new news stories about terrorism. Then they go on and on with the conspiracy theories. You know, like all terrorists are Muslims, personally every Islamic person I’ve met seems to... See More »
I Know The World's Gone CrazyPeople poaching endangered animals like rhinos and elephants, “terrorists” forcing their lifestyles on innocent people with mideval torture type brutality. governments publicly exclaiming/threatening whole countries of people with the use of... See More »
I Feel Happy Sometimes And Sometimes I Don'tI got a bottle of Jameson and 12 pack of mickeys. Sad as it is. Makes me happy!
I Say Let The Good Times RollRegardless of your dire responsibilities that you are certain need all of your attention. Never stop having fun. One of those “I should’ve listened” moments. They all told me time flies, life is short. Was busy in my Lala land thinking I would be... See More »
I Don't Want to Worry Just Be HappyDon’t worry about a thing cause every little thing is gonna be alright.
I That Moment WhenYou know when your boss is close because you can smell his cologne from 20 feet away. Not catching me on the phone today. Jokes on you!
I Got In Trouble With The PoliceWhen I was younger but I still support the 5-0. As far as I can tell, if you hate cops, quit breaking the law. If I’m in trouble and need help call 911 guess who will come running and be the first on the scene? Not my family, friends, coworkers,... See More »
Do you got a little dirt on your boots?If you’re workin hard I hope you get the chance to play hard and show the people you love how much you appreciate them.
I Don't Expect AnythingFrom family, friends, religious people, rich people, anyone. Figure If I want something bad enough. I'll work hard to get it, feels great to go through the struggle and accomplish the big things in life without getting a handout. At least that's how... See More »
Are you talkative?Usually quiet. Then I end up in a group that's buzzing with me. Always seem to be the center of attention. Being comedic def gets you that attention.
Do you smile more than you frown?Feels like smiling is the best cure for any sadness. Hope you all smile everyday.
Do you miss all the partying?That you did as a teenager, in college dorms/frat houses, all those keggers, at the bars, clubs, even the house parties? I do in a way, shit that was a lot of fun and so many memories made. I can't even explain. How happy I am to be sober and making... See More »
I Don't Believe Mainstream MediaIs anything reported on any of the mainstream media tv shows, internet articles, radio broadcasts actually true? They are either so far left/liberal or right/conservative that it seems silly to even consider what is reported serious without fact and... See More »
I Hope Everyone Is HappyI hope everyone that's working this weekend with me is ready to kill it! If you're working or not. Enjoy your weekend, relax those overworked legs, sleep in a few hours, drink a couple beers. All in all. I hope you all enjoy the well earned rest and... See More »
Do you bottle your anger or are you explosive?Definitely bottle all mine until I finally snap and "see red". Been in trouble a couple times because consequences weren't even considered. Learning to just let the BS go altogether.
I Hate Feeling Sorry For MyselfStarting to get really pissed that I can't get the thought of a accident that changed the route my life was heading 100%. For gods sake I was 18, over half a decade ago. I mean I only lost vision out of one eye, only have one blown eardrum. Was only... See More »
I Think Robots Will Take Over The WorldRight after they finish taking all of our DAMN JOBSSSSS! THEY TOOK OUR JURBBBBSSSS!!!!!! Self driving cars, damn alexa doing everything for everyone, hair styling robots, pet care robots, farming robots, house building robots, TERK OUR JOBS! 😂😂😂I... See More »
