There was a red-back on the toilet seat When I was there last night, I didn't see him in the dark, But boy! I felt his bite! I jumped high up into the air, And when I hit the ground, That crafty red-back spider Wasn't nowhere to be found. I rushed in to the missus, Told her just where I'd been bit, She grabbed the cut throat razor blade, And I nearly took a fit. I said, Just forget what's on your mind, And call a doctor please, Cause I've got a feeling that your cure Is worse than the disease. There was a red-back on the toilet seat When I was there last night, I didn't see him in the dark, But boy! I felt his bite! And now I'm here in hospital, A sad and sorry plight, And I curse that red-back spider On the toilet seat last night. I can't lay down, I can't sit up, And I don't know what to do, And all the nurses think it's funny, But that's not my point of view. I tell you it's embarrassing, And that's to say the least That I'm to
