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@SwampFlower Talkie Toaster was a birthday present...

@SwampFlower Does it talk? Does it say `Howdy...

@Keepitsimple Nice one! :)

@butterflymind1 What the smeg am I talking to...

@Bootsiebaby So you do watch Red Dwarf.

@whowasthatmaskedman That`s the strangest looking...

@whowasthatmaskedman I haven`t a smegging clue who...

Smoke me a kipper, I`ll be back for breakfast.

I`ll smoke you a smegging kipper!

Flibble.

WD 40.

@AgapeLove I had plenty of that from Miss Hamilton...

@BlueMetalChick Like as if I didn`t know that...

@BlueMetalChick Smeggin` hell, what kind of...

Shagging a woman, what else?

@Cutiepi23 Many many things.

Simon Cowell.

I do.

Yeah, they are called `smegheads`.

@NoYou Troll.