CrustyDDingus

Happy new year! Break this pomegranate and you will get good luck!

Happy Winter wishes for you. I hope the New Year is the best yet for you

For You Man

You seem like a bowling 🎳 type

Because who doesn't love penguins

Cheers 🥰

Happy Holidays! Don't eat that without me! 👀

Which end does it go into?

Because what's a pirate without his parrot.

I’ll be sure to ask Santa to include you in his good boi list this year 😌

I don’t know why this reminds me of you but Happy Birthday Virg-O man !!!!

Bestest goose

This is to help you find a decent French bakery and fetch me some brioche. I fed the kebabs to my neighbour’s pet

These are smacking apparatus. Some people be needing them pretty soon

Atta boy. I hope it was prepared using the appropriate equipment.

Too late. *yawns*

Yeah fanks

You’re a good lady finger taker

🥺😍😍😍😍😍😍

Eat my balls too

Whip cream is so yesterday

I’ll pop your cherry

Here eat my dog

Because it was the coolest symbol I could find for someone as cool as you... I hope you can open up more to your friends here, and keep your awesome attitude about you at the same time...

Thankies

Two months is waaay too long <3

Croissant

shrek chode for u

Go on, take some candy 😈

Hope you like chocolate!

If not, I hope you like decorated art designs!