Do you believe in coincidence? [I Smoke Weed]When Snoop Dog turns 60... He'll be 420 in dog years. Boom! 🤔
If you ever feel that you're haunted by your past...Ever consider packin' your shit and getting the hell outta there?
Have you ever considered an apology [I Want to Apologize]For the blatantly accurate things you've said?
You know he's workin' on that list..A bit early yet.. But shouldn't Santa make public that Naughty list? Be a great way network 🤔
Would you stand up and fight for a friend? [I Believe In Loyalty]I'd fight a bear for mine. Not a Grizzly..not a Polar one perhaps. Care bear...I'd wup' one of them sum' bitches for ya. Pinky Swear
Ever consider that life is just a series of...awkward, weird moments separated by snacks and booze? 🤔
Have you ever arrived at the staggering conclusion...That a far greater percentage of your Hump Days, consist of far more Day than Hump?
The tracks are clear for early morning arrivals...Need a station to park your Monday morning train wreck? Choo...Choo...😎
Ever think them cats at Google might hit the the bong now and then ?Google "Elgoog" 🎵Do..do..do..do- Do..do..do..do🎵 ( You try textin' Twilight Zone music)
You ever think that perhaps Dorothy may have landed on her self?Her friends found their alter egos. Perhaps she was the Wicked Witch of the East. The shoes fit. Or maybe I've partaken in a bit to much of the smokey smoke this morning🤷♀️
If you could embrace your inevitable mortality... [I Know That Death Is Inevitable]Any last wishes...ways to exit stage left? I'ma eat as many popcorn kernals as I can before they pull my plug. My cremation will be EPIC!!
Have you ever seen a "Backpfeiengesicht" ? [I Speak German]A German word for a face badly in need of a punch. ............... Oh..and good morning or, whatever 🙂
