Well I did it. I went and done did it.I went through with my plan to shrink my BFF down, got her down to an inch tall then wrapped her in aluminum foil (didn't have any gold on hand) And I'm currently wearing her as a necklace. She's riding in my sweaty cleavage for tonight. Possibly she...See More »
My BFF is so niceI'd really like to shrink her down to an inch tall, wrap her in gold foil and wear her as a necklace
Fifty years ago guns were carried on high school campusesThere were no mass shootings. Today there are mass shootings. What happened?
If your friend was running around hitting people with an axe, should you warn them about her?Asking for a friend
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN ACRES IS THE PLACE TO BE!MY BIG BLAQUE BOOTY IS TWERKING UNDER THA TREEES!
It's dark and spooky outside right nowI get such a thrill walking through the woods at night. I know the dead things are out there watching me tee hee
-̧̣͔̯̣͇̟͔-̤-̢̗̥̝͚-̩̗͍-͇̺̠͇͎̠̭-͔-̜̭͎̗-͕͈-̬̖-̖-͓-̵͕͎̮̩̤̣-͍̦̬̦̯͡-̢̘͔̮͕-̖̪-͙͔͞-̮̫͕̣͈̕-̮͢-̝̱͎͈-̣̺̰̖̮̹̀-͚̪͜-͈͎̘͕̪̪̳͜-̠-̣̜̩̰̗̤--̷̻̯--̠-̫̞̫̙̻̪̤-͔̱̟͝-̯̦̻̩͍͔͠-̫-̧̣͔̯̣͇̟͔-̤-̢̗̥̝͚-̩̗͍-͇̺̠͇͎̠̭-͔-̜̭͎̗-͕͈-̬̖-̖-͓-̵͕͎̮̩̤̣-͍̦̬̦̯͡-̢̘͔̮͕-̖̪-͙͔͞-̮̫͕̣͈̕-̮͢-̝̱͎͈-̣̺̰̖̮̹̀-͚̪͜-͈͎̘͕̪̪̳͜-̠-̣̜̩̰̗̤--̷̻̯--̠-̫̞̫̙̻̪̤-͔̱̟͝-̯̦̻̩͍͔͠-̫̰̣̻͉̰-̥̺̖-͈̕ͅ-̫͙̼-̼̣-͔̟-̠̣͘-̨̩̟-̭̟̼̭̬͍̥-̩͚͉͎-͚́-̷̱̮͓-͖͚͇͝ͅ-̴͖-̰-͓̺̹̘̱̖-̵̬̩͍̘̮̝̠-̺-̠͠-̛̙̟̞͚̙...See More »
*FARTS**sniff*...oh yes my dear....*sniff*....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so...See More »
A cursed image- it was meant to be shown at halloween But memes are more powerful on that day so I didn't want to risk it.