I Do Stupid Things When I'M Drunk

Alcohol spawns many games in the drunk mind. Here's one I invented:-

At a bar whilst waiting to be served, if you get bored; look for a lady with ample bum crack on display. Take a straw from the bar and carefully place it in her crack without her realising. Be careful though because if she notices all kinds of bad can happen to you! However if she doesn't then it is quite funny to watch her walk away. It's a good game to play when you have a friend with you at the bar. If you have him stand between you and her, he will likely get blamed if you turn round quick enough.

For the sake of balance, this game can also be played on men, however if you are doing this man on man, the possible consequences are a broken jaw and above.