No dear. You posted the question in the group "I do stupid things when I'm drunk" so my assumption was you wanted me to base my question on that. The story posted is generally supposed to fit the theme of the group it is posted in. For example, I wouldn't go into a group that says "I have an STD" and post a story saying ask me any question because I indeed have never had an STD so that group would not pertain to me. I wouldn't think anyone would be drunk at 5:40 am (my timezone)... At this time of day it had generally become a hangover. ;)