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I Love The Way Pies Make Me Feel

Its so funny the way I feel when I'm in a pie mood. I get all excited & tingly & turned on just thinking about it, just visualising the perfect pie scenario, lots of lovely soft whipped topped pies.

Mmm, they look real yummy, where could they go? Any ideas?

I'm just sitting there reading a magazine as you bring in more pies, oh my, there's at least 20, are we catering for lots of people?

No, well what's all the pies for? I look up to find you & a few friends standing round me, all holding pies, mmm, what's going on?

I squirm in delight as pie after pie covers my head & face, & all over my body. Creamy goo is rubbed round my face as a deep creamy gateau is squished down on my head. I'm repeatedly pie sandwiched & enjoy as I'm covered head to toe, a lovely creamy mess!

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TartealaCreme

Oh yes this sounds great. Please let me be the first to hit you in the face with a lovely deep filled custard pie.

Messy74 · 46-50, F

Yes please, let me have it

TartealaCreme

Okay I approach cautiously and show you how great the pie is. It is really impressive. I adjust my stance and thrust... It's a superb hit. The tin foil drops to the floor revealing a mess of pastry and custard all over your face. There's even some in your hair. Ooops!

Messy74 · 46-50, F

Think I need some more in my hair

TartealaCreme

I pick up another pie. You're face is covered with custard and you certainly can't see what I'm about to do. I squash the pie firmly in your face but I squidge it around a bit. The plate drops to the floor and yes... there's now plenty in your hair. Wow what a mess!