I Love The Way Pies Make Me Feel

Its so funny the way I feel when I'm in a pie mood. I get all excited & tingly & turned on just thinking about it, just visualising the perfect pie scenario, lots of lovely soft whipped topped pies.

Mmm, they look real yummy, where could they go? Any ideas?

I'm just sitting there reading a magazine as you bring in more pies, oh my, there's at least 20, are we catering for lots of people?

No, well what's all the pies for? I look up to find you & a few friends standing round me, all holding pies, mmm, what's going on?

I squirm in delight as pie after pie covers my head & face, & all over my body. Creamy goo is rubbed round my face as a deep creamy gateau is squished down on my head. I'm repeatedly pie sandwiched & enjoy as I'm covered head to toe, a lovely creamy mess!