This post may contain Mildly Adult content.
Mildly Adult
Only logged in members can reply and interact with the post.
Join SimilarWorlds for FREE »

I Want to Tell You a Silly Joke

A trooper pulls a priest over for driving erratically and immediately smells alcohol on his breath.

The next thing he notices is an empty wine bottle lying on the passenger seat.

"Have you been drinking, sir?", the officer asks.

"Just water", says the priest.

"Then why do I smell wine?", asks the officer.

The priest looks at the bottle and exclaims, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"


This page is a permanent link to the reply below and its nested replies. See all post replies »
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@JohnOinger 😄 Hello, John. 👋
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Rutterman Hello Friend
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Rutterman Will My Butler Pass Out Candy To The Trick Or Treaters
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@JohnOinger Yes he will.
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Rutterman Nice
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@RuttermanWhat Will I do in My After Parties
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@JohnOinger You will continue the party with a few, select people.
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Rutterman Nice
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Rutterman Will I have Halloween Candies Halloween Desert Halloween Halloween Food At My Halloween Parties
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@JohnOinger Yes, you definitely will.
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Rutterman Nice
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Rutterman Will My Camp Look Like Camp Crystal Lake Only Bigger & Better
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@JohnOinger Yes, exactly.
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@JohnOinger You know about what happened in the gospel of John huh? 🤭
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Rutterman Nice
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@JohnOinger In (John 2) Jesus was at a wedding, and the hosts ran out of wine. Jesus turned the purification water into wine.
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@SimplyTracie Nice LOL
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F