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I Want to Tell You a Silly Joke

A trooper pulls a priest over for driving erratically and immediately smells alcohol on his breath.

The next thing he notices is an empty wine bottle lying on the passenger seat.

"Have you been drinking, sir?", the officer asks.

"Just water", says the priest.

"Then why do I smell wine?", asks the officer.

The priest looks at the bottle and exclaims, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"


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馃槀 I wonder if I show this to my Christian friend, what would they say.
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[@700444,Anna111] hallelujah and holy shit! Nah nah, if they're hardcore might offend..
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[@121363,Rutterman] Well, they are open-minded. I'm sure they won't be offended. 馃槂
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[@1015249,user1012] Well, thank god they're open-minded.
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@Rutterman Will I Shave My Face Everyday With A Razor When I Become Rich & Famous
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[@121363,Rutterman] Will I Have Artwork Pictures Of Wonder Woman , Superman Batman
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[@105699,JohnOlinger] Yes to both questions.
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[@121363,Rutterman] Nice
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[@105699,JohnOlinger] In (John 2) Jesus was at a wedding, and the hosts ran out of wine. Jesus turned the purification water into wine.
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[@10970,SimplyTracie] Nice LOL
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A priest rushes into his chapel and asks an alterboy, "How tall are penguins?"

Confused, the alterboy replies that they are about 3 foot tall.

"Oh no!" The priest cries hysterically. "I just ran over a nun!"
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[@996788,JosephineEight] Will do. 馃槆
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[@105699,JohnOlinger] Hey, John. Sounds like fun. 馃槺 馃槑
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[@467787,DonaldTrumpet] 馃槄 馃ぃ Needs a little more draining, I think.
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I was listening to some metal looking at this pic lol and this guy can pull off a good mosh 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃馃馃馃馃
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LOL ! Thanks for the chuckle 馃槅
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[@189866,pagandad] You're welcome. Glad you got a laugh out of it.
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Heheheh...*smirks*
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Lol! How did I miss this post?
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[@517284,HarryRidesTheShortBus] I'm just glad you found your way here and got a laugh out of this. 馃檪
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Lol That gif is perfect for the joke!
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[@4536,Alex1610] Thanks. I thought it was a good match. 馃槑
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So freaking funny....lmao馃榿!
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[@400392,Oster1] Very glad you think so. 馃槑
Very "spiritual"!!
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[@280888,BridgeOvertroubledWaters] Haha. I thought so. 馃槃
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