I Want to Tell You a Silly Joke

A trooper pulls a priest over for driving erratically and immediately smells alcohol on his breath.

The next thing he notices is an empty wine bottle lying on the passenger seat.

"Have you been drinking, sir?", the officer asks.

"Just water", says the priest.

"Then why do I smell wine?", asks the officer.

The priest looks at the bottle and exclaims, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

SimplyTracie · 22-25, F

[@105699,JohnOlinger] In (John 2) Jesus was at a wedding, and the hosts ran out of wine. Jesus turned the purification water into wine.

PrivateHell · M

A priest rushes into his chapel and asks an alterboy, "How tall are penguins?"

Confused, the alterboy replies that they are about 3 foot tall.

"Oh no!" The priest cries hysterically. "I just ran over a nun!"

JohnnyO · 36-40, M

[@121363,Rutterman] Will I Create A Planet Called krypton in The Future & Create A City Called Kryptonopolis