I Love Dirty Jokes

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

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One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

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BigGuy2 · 26-30, M

For Christmas, i asked for something to wear and something to play with, so my Dad bought me a pair of trousers and cut the front pockets out of them ... 🤣🤣🤣