I Love Dirty JokesGoing to buy a racehorse and call it ”My Face” just to hear people shout “COME ON MY FACE!” when it races
I Love Dirty JokesWhat's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? . . . . . . . . . One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
I Love Dirty JokesThis one time I was with this guy I picked up at the bar it was crazy! We head back to his place and I am totally creeped out because he kicks off his boots and socks and reveals these fucked up gnarled toes, I make a face and he says “Oh don’t...See More »
I Love Dirty JokesDo you like viral videos? Please copy and paste and check this one out. Shit guys don’t say out loud. -MMS https://youtu.be/lcIPqwSKOR4
I Love Dirty JokesMen Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By July 28, 2018 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 Up in...See More »
I Love Dirty JokesSo there's this guy who meets a girl in a bar. They talk most of the night and arrange to get together the next night for a date. He tells her he'll come by about 7 on his motorcycle that he's buying tomorrow. So he goes and buys this bike, but it's...See More »
I Love Dirty JokesA Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap? "Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper. She pays $15. When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The...See More »
I Love Dirty JokesOnce, there was a man who was so upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor. "Father, I am sinful." "Yes, son, just...See More »
I Love Dirty JokesA general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt...See More »
I Love Dirty JokesMom took Little Johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis. Doctor: "How did such a thing happen?" Johnny: "It's that damn neighbor girl, Susie. Her braces are too darned sharp."
I Love Dirty JokesA girl is driving along the expressway listening to the radio when she hears a song she really, really likes. When the song is over the announcer says the title of the record was, "Hot Lips and Tender Kisses." When she gets home she's very excited...See More »
I Love Dirty JokesIn a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs." The men,...See More »
I Love Dirty JokesA little girl goes to the barbers with her dad and stands next to the chair eating a muffin while her dad gets a haircut. The barber smiles at her and says: "Your gonna get hair on your muffin!" "I know" she says "im gonna get tits too you dirty...See More »