I Love Dirty Jokes

This one time I was with this guy I picked up at the bar it was crazy! We head back to his place and I am totally creeped out because he kicks off his boots and socks and reveals these fucked up gnarled toes, I make a face and he says “Oh don’t worry dear, I had toe-lio as a kid! He tells me it’s disease of the toes.

So anyway, I proceed to undo his jeans and right there at eye level I unveils his red splotchy spotted knees. Shocked I jump up off my knees and he says don’t worry doll it’s just Kneesles, disease of the knees!

At this point I’m just horny as fuck so ignoring my better judgment I pull down his boxers and without waiting for a fucking explanation I exclaim, “Let me guess, Small Cox?!?”

Thank you, I’m here all night! Actually I’m not! It’s the only joke I know! Yeah I’m pathetic, I know!