I Am Flooded With Memories, Memories, Memories

I just had a random memory of my dad being drunk and trying to sound intellectually superior to his pub buddies by talking about all the science documentaries he'd been watching, accept he kept saying single cell 0rgasms instead of single cell organisms and he didn't know the difference because he was wasted.
Then he got mad because people were laughing.

(That's my Irish side of the family btw 😃👍)