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I Meow Whenever I Feel The Need

I'm a furry, and one of my fursonas is a wolf. My other fursona is a cat-fractal-pterodactyl. None of them meow. But I don't care. I am a crazy cat lady. I meow in place of saying "eep" or something like that. I meow to get a friend's attention. I meow because I feel like it. And I can do a pretty damn realistic meow. And if someone asks me why I'm meowing, I ask them why they're NOT meowing! Even the word meow is adorable! How can anyone not like kitties? Those plushy warm marshmallows of fur and softness and utter cuteness?

XKCD puts it best. Intelligence is inversely proportional to the distance from a cat. BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW THAT THEY'RE A KITTY SO I MUST TELL IT TO THEM THAT THEY'RE AN ADORABLE MARSHMALLOW KITTY AND THAT I WANT TO NUZZLE MY FACE IN THEIR KITTY TUMMY!

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InternationalDarkness

hehehehehehehehehe x'D
But does that mean that a cat is the most intelligent thing ever??? If so, how does it not know it's an adorable marshmallow kitty?

TetrisGuy · 26-30, M

It means that the closer you are to the kitty, the dumber you get. BUT CATS ARE EVIL GENIUSES THAT CONTROL OUR MINDS USING TOXOPLASMOSIS AND WANT TO STEAL OUR SOULS USING THEIR ADORABLE FLOOFY FACES *w*

InternationalDarkness

wutwutwut? Get ya facts right, Fractal. If it's inversely proportional, then the smaller the distance you are to the cat, the larger your intelligence. xD
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TOXOPLASMOSIS IS BUT IT SOUNDS SO FUN TO KNOW A CAT IS TELLING ME TO SAY THIS meow

TetrisGuy · 26-30, M

http://xkcd.com/231/