I Meow Whenever I Feel The Need

I'm a furry, and one of my fursonas is a wolf. My other fursona is a cat-fractal-pterodactyl. None of them meow. But I don't care. I am a crazy cat lady. I meow in place of saying "eep" or something like that. I meow to get a friend's attention. I meow because I feel like it. And I can do a pretty damn realistic meow. And if someone asks me why I'm meowing, I ask them why they're NOT meowing! Even the word meow is adorable! How can anyone not like kitties? Those plushy warm marshmallows of fur and softness and utter cuteness?

XKCD puts it best. Intelligence is inversely proportional to the distance from a cat. BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW THAT THEY'RE A KITTY SO I MUST TELL IT TO THEM THAT THEY'RE AN ADORABLE MARSHMALLOW KITTY AND THAT I WANT TO NUZZLE MY FACE IN THEIR KITTY TUMMY!