I Am In High School

Me: do you really have to drag me out of bed so early in the morning ?
School: yes I’m school have you forgotten?
Me: you mean “hell” yeah I remember “rolls eyes”
School: “raises eyebrows “ school now
Me: “Yawns” just ten minutes more ?
School: school.now.
Me: I’m on my period ?
School: to school.
Me: I might be sick?
School: to school
Me:uhhh I love you?
School: aww. remind me to teach you how to be a good liar later. Now get your butt to school
Me: “goes to school with tears in my eyes “