Imagine we are arguing

Imagine you thought it'd be funny to risk your life like that

Aw thank you, Jumping spiders are so cute

Have you seen some of the spiders in Australia

I throw one back at you

Then I’ll catch it in a world wide web...🤭

Nice fetish, can we be friends? 🤔

I'd lay down and just die

I’d catch it.

That turns it up from arguing to scrapping

you know what that reminds me of? my dad told me, that this lady on facebook posted about how she was drinking her coffee or something and when she finished it she looked in her cup and there was a spider T_T

I eat it

I once snuck a big ass dead spider in my cousin's cigarette pack. It scared the shit out of her and she flung it in the air at her friend, screaming her head off. Then her friend joins in the scarefest.
It was hilarious.

I jump up and down slapping myself silly then I run out the door and try to outrun the spider on me...

Now we’re arguing because you’ve endangered a spider 😤

and i die of a heart attack you monster

Oh hell no!! You trying to meet Jesus aren’t you? 😜🤣

😱
We settle this with
Mortal Kombat 😤

There is no argument that warrants such behavior.

I'll throw one of these

I would laugh and knock it off

I love spiders

okay
flicks it back over to you

We will make up 🥺 I like spiders

now imagine me doing this

That's just dirty

you would win :(

I like spiders

Uhm, tasty 🍽️

Yikes! I put a spider in my friend’s hair once. I knew she wasn’t too scared of them. I think I was probably more scared putting it in her hair than she was having it in her hair lol

I'd scream like a little girl.