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My 6yo just told me I need to find a new husband.

I said I wasn't ready.

He then told me when I am ready to say "Alexa, I need a new husband. I am in Ohio."

Shit, I didn't know that was a service Amazon provided...

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Heartlander · 80-89, M Best Comment

Interesting. And free delivery if you have an Amazon Prime account?

I just checked, there are 12+ in stock now, which includes 7 used ones, and a few of those are well used but steeply discounted. Sounds risky, but???

And don't forget, Amazon supports easy returns if they don't meet your complete satisfaction.

QueenandCrown · 41-45, F

@Heartlander I knew that prime membership would come in handy one day.

fun4us2b · M

That Bezos, he thinks of everything!

Heartlander · 80-89, M

@fun4us2b Hmmm? Isn't Bezos himself on the sales rack? As is Bill Gates? Quite a dowry those two could bring into a marriage.

JustGoneNow

That’s so cute.

stound

you have to admit it's an impressive, if slightly off for hitting the target audience, marketing blitz

QueenandCrown · 41-45, F

Why was I about to get up from my chair to go to my daughter's room and say it?

SolGryn · 31-35, M

No need to rush something like that. Only when you are ready <3

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

Alexa is scary

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