I'll get the whip.

Here's your motivation. There is a demon under your bed and its going to tear your soul apart unless you have that pig sty clean in 10 minutes. You are being timed

That's your motivation, a clean room!

You just motivated yourself... now, get moving.

I find that if I imagine I'm someone else and doing a task of imaginary reasons, the tasks don't piss me off as much. I get to get lost in unreality when I do real things.

nothing better than total messes