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I was going to write something about Thanksgiving but I decided it was too controversial..

So I’ll just sit here quietly and calm my titties
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JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
Calm ones are nice.
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Each to their own [@68716,JoyfulSilence]
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
[@1040847,EllieJ] Yes, one must stick to their own things.
DDonde · 26-30, M
How un-titillating
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Indeed[@373024,DDonde]
SwampFlower · 26-30, F
Was it about gravy?
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[@871066,SwampFlower] why must you torture me this way!???😰
SwampFlower · 26-30, F
[@1040847,EllieJ] because I can't give you a hug.
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[@871066,SwampFlower]
quitwhendone · 46-50, M
Do Brits celebrate Thanksgiving?
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[@955094,quitwhendone] why would they do that??
quitwhendone · 46-50, M
[@1040847,EllieJ] No idea. I'm asking. What's the answer?
:) I don't hold back
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[@1077581,ammelee] I knows 😅
Zeusdelight · 56-60, M
what made your titties uncalm?
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Glands or hormones or summit I think [@1387,Zeusdelight]
Zeusdelight · 56-60, M
[@1040847,EllieJ] And how do they act when they are not calm?
Classified · M
But we prefer wild titties 🤔
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Well damn! It’s too late now 😞[@444927,Classified]
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I give thanks for your calm titties
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[@588010,Lugubrio] 🙏🏻
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[@1040847,EllieJ] 😌
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[@645510,Longpatrol] nope..Turned over a new leaf 😇
LvChris · 41-45, M
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[@335805,LvChris] Das me
Wolf90 · 31-35, M
Fair enough! 🤭
quitwhendone · 46-50, M
Can I help you calm your titties? I'd be glad to do what I can.
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:( Please don't censor thyself, your expressive attributes are shafts of gleaming light for us trapped in the darkness.
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[@885950,Theonewhochirps] oh Mr Darcy!! ☺️
HannahSky · F
It's about the turkey, don't trip.
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[@868864,HannahSky] no tripping Han
HatterM · 46-50, M
Okay, mind if we sit quietly and watch? I'm sure you have techniques we could all learn from ;-)
summersong · F
Is it a pumpkin pie thing?
summersong · F
[@1040847,EllieJ]
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[@334441,summersong] from the taste..I can believe it
summersong · F
[@1040847,EllieJ] agreed. It is somehow an affront to both pumpkins and pie 🤢
SweetMae · 61-69, F
Understandable!
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Exactamundo!![@10109,SweetMae]
Degbeme · 61-69, M
We have ours in October so it isn`t as close to Christmas.

 
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