Can people please dm me some ideas for committing suicide?

Eh, i tried it once and I really regretted it/it disturbed me greatly afterwards. Not gonna give you ideas because it's stupid and to be honest you'd be better off trying SSRIs and actually making an attempt at being happy than just throwing the board up in the air and ending it before you've even experienced life.

Just kill the person you don't wanna be by proggressive change and then that person will be dead and you'll have succeeded but have something to actually show for it. Take it from me

Get married 😂

Look at a picture of Rosie O'Donnell naked

Like dont. But pretend you did. Congratulations you're dead.

what's the hurry? we all die

why do you want to end your life so young? you must seek help and work on your issues read about ways to help yourself, phone suicide helpline. Watching quality comedy reduces depression its not a cure but it helps along with counselling or psychiatric help. If its something you can do something about to lift yourself out of that feeling work on that. The world is a big place you don't have to be where you are now and who you are with if there is no support around you. get help make changes

Yes, the best way is to march yourself into the ER, and demand that they euthanize you.

Standing before running train has a success rate of 100%.

Carbon Monoxide. Turn the gas on, close the doors and go to sleep

The best idea is don't.

Pick one of the most dangerous jobs in the world to work as your goal...

If you happen to die then it is fate.. But in the meantime you would have a life, a paycheck, and a career..

Imagine how many good songs you will never get to hear. Or the ending of your favourite show.

Take a day off and relax. I hope you aren't serious.

Did you read that hun?
I'll book your tickets right now lol 😂

Meet me

Id love to discuss this with you. Message me

800-273-8255
Suicide hotline

google it like everyone else.

Yeah how about no?

Seriously 😑