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If there are 500 bricks on a plane and one fell off, how many bricks remain?
499.
What are the three steps to put an elephant in a fridge?
Open the fridge door, put the elephant in, close the fridge door.
What are the four steps to put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the fridge door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, close the fridge door.
The lion king is having a birthday party and all the animals attended except for one. Which was it and why?
The giraffe because it's stuck in the fridge.
Sally needs to get to the other side of a crocodile infested river and the only way is to swim across. She does and reaches the other side safely. Why?
Because all the crocodiles are at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. Why?
Because she got hit in the head by a flying brick.
499.
What are the three steps to put an elephant in a fridge?
Open the fridge door, put the elephant in, close the fridge door.
What are the four steps to put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the fridge door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, close the fridge door.
The lion king is having a birthday party and all the animals attended except for one. Which was it and why?
The giraffe because it's stuck in the fridge.
Sally needs to get to the other side of a crocodile infested river and the only way is to swim across. She does and reaches the other side safely. Why?
Because all the crocodiles are at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. Why?
Because she got hit in the head by a flying brick.
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