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If there are 500 bricks on a plane and one fell off, how many bricks remain?
499.

What are the three steps to put an elephant in a fridge?
Open the fridge door, put the elephant in, close the fridge door.

What are the four steps to put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the fridge door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, close the fridge door.

The lion king is having a birthday party and all the animals attended except for one. Which was it and why?
The giraffe because it's stuck in the fridge.

Sally needs to get to the other side of a crocodile infested river and the only way is to swim across. She does and reaches the other side safely. Why?
Because all the crocodiles are at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. Why?
Because she got hit in the head by a flying brick.

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johnny253

lol:) Do you know ducks have webbed feet? For stomping out forest fires.
Do you know why elephants have flat fleet? From stomping out burning ducks:)
Do you why elephants have flat feet? From jumping out of trees.
Do you know why you'll never find elephants in the Desert? There are no trees to jump out of:)

BinaryBill

Your stuff is amazing. Do you come up with it yourself.

(I knew you were going to call the brick back)

TessaGray · 22-25, F

Some of the stuff I come up with myself but others I see here and there that make me laugh and can't help but tell others :)

LorenzoInLondon

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Ell-if-I-know. (Hell if I know...lol!)

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