I Am A Skunkseeker

Guess what? Before we went to the camping trip. It got canceled. Why? Well we caught 2 skunks in one trap! 2 SKUNKS! I felt bad for them and I volunteered to take the skunks in the truck to take them back. Well I picked it up and both sprayed me. It stunk! It stunk real good! So I am adjusting to my new scent and I they kept spraying me and when I put them in the truck, they used all their spray on me. The smell was majestic. My parents were gagging. I was gagging a little too but this was my first spray so... and the better news, my parents don't have the mixture Tybron said to use so I could stink extra long! When I got back from the truck my parents said I told you so but I didn't care. I now reeked of that skunky smell! I did throw up but that's normal if you got heavily sprayed for the first time. So they left to get the mixture and now I'm typing this as I am reeking of this majestic aroma. Thanks for the motivation guys!