I Am A Skunkseeker

Guess what? Before we went to the camping trip. It got canceled. Why? Well we caught 2 skunks in one trap! 2 SKUNKS! I felt bad for them and I volunteered to take the skunks in the truck to take them back. Well I picked it up and both sprayed me. It stunk! It stunk real good! So I am adjusting to my new scent and I they kept spraying me and when I put them in the truck, they used all their spray on me. The smell was majestic. My parents were gagging. I was gagging a little too but this was my first spray so... and the better news, my parents don't have the mixture Tybron said to use so I could stink extra long! When I got back from the truck my parents said I told you so but I didn't care. I now reeked of that skunky smell! I did throw up but that's normal if you got heavily sprayed for the first time. So they left to get the mixture and now I'm typing this as I am reeking of this majestic aroma. Thanks for the motivation guys!

lifty4ever · 26-30, M

Awesome job. I wish there could've been footage but in any case i'm glad you finally got sprayed. You got hit WAY harder than i did. I got the one and done but only because i, 1, got hit a little in the eye although it didn't burn me, it surprised me and as a knee jerk reaction i let go of the stinker's tail and 2 i got what i wanted and i didnt want to go crazy considering my living situation and i was lucky the one spray i did get washed off in the shower and i weakened the smell to the point my folks couldnt smell it anymore.