I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

[b]I reserve to right to change this at any time, & all that kinda stuff [/b]

• I have no desire whatsoever to see your bits, talk about your bits, or so much as acknowledge their existence. You are anatomically a Ken or Barbie doll in my mind, end of topic.

• If you are a screaming leftie, screeching social justice warrior, or shrieking feminist you probably won't like me very much. This is what's known as fair warning, I suppose.

• If you are the type of person who needs to know every single detail of someone's life then I'm very sorry, but I ain't telling. Don't be so bloody nosy!

• I like to actually talk to people, get to know each other at an easy comfy pace. If you're just a friend collector then I'm not the girl for you.

• If you constantly whine & complain but never try to change anything or experience even so much as a moment of happiness, please go away. I just can't. Sorry, but I don't have the patience.

• Only people five or below on the crazy scale need apply.


I am actually a really nice though, honestly. I mean like honestly! Lol!