I Want You to Read This Before You Add Me to Your Circle

Look, I'm not trying to come across as rude, or unfriendly, or anti-social, but you should really read this before you add me.
First off, don't add me without at least having an intelligent conversation before. Don't add me if you're just trying to find a way to get off either, if that's the case you can screw off. And lastly, if you ask me within 1 day, you already screwed up, and chances are you're already blocked. If you can last more than a day before trying to make a move, fantastic for you, the answer is still probably no.
And don't add/message me if you're boring, have nothing interesting to say, or have nothing in common with me.
That being said, if you mess up with any of these, I may or may not be lenient on you, but generally you'll be blocked (this applies more so to people trying to 'get off' or find a date, so don't bother, creeps).