I Have a Funny Story to Share
My husband finds it funny, but me not so much. So my husband is in the hospital right now, he got admitted yesterday for either a blood clot or a PE. However that is not the funny story.
Here is what happened. My 2 year old son wanted to sleep in bed with me last night, and normally we don't co-sleep, however given that he was missing his daddy, I allowed him to sleep with me. He didn't nap much yesterday and I wasn't feeling my greatest so we went to bed pretty early, well he woke up in the middle of the night, I tried to put him in bed, but he wasn't having it at all, so I let him back in my bed.
I am on muscle relaxers right now for my back, and I take sleeping pills to sleep, so I fell asleep shortly after putting him back in my bed. I put on the Disney flash-drive and gave him his sippy cup and figured he would fall asleep shortly....NOT.
Now my son is 2 as I stated and I'll be 30 in a few months so my husband and I have decided to start trying for another baby. About two weeks ago we bought a different kind of lube, to spice things up, we tried it and it burned me so bad that we have not used it again, I thought my husband threw it away since I had no intention of ever using it again, however he just put it on his nightstand.
Well my 2 year old thought he would get into it in the middle of night and spread it all over the bedspread, I woke up to a burning sensation all over my legs and my arms. It burned so bad. At 1st I didn't understand what was happening, and then it dawned on me what had happened. The two of us took a nap at 3am this morning.
I just got off the phone with my husband and he thought it was hilarious. I not so much!
Here is what happened. My 2 year old son wanted to sleep in bed with me last night, and normally we don't co-sleep, however given that he was missing his daddy, I allowed him to sleep with me. He didn't nap much yesterday and I wasn't feeling my greatest so we went to bed pretty early, well he woke up in the middle of the night, I tried to put him in bed, but he wasn't having it at all, so I let him back in my bed.
I am on muscle relaxers right now for my back, and I take sleeping pills to sleep, so I fell asleep shortly after putting him back in my bed. I put on the Disney flash-drive and gave him his sippy cup and figured he would fall asleep shortly....NOT.
Now my son is 2 as I stated and I'll be 30 in a few months so my husband and I have decided to start trying for another baby. About two weeks ago we bought a different kind of lube, to spice things up, we tried it and it burned me so bad that we have not used it again, I thought my husband threw it away since I had no intention of ever using it again, however he just put it on his nightstand.
Well my 2 year old thought he would get into it in the middle of night and spread it all over the bedspread, I woke up to a burning sensation all over my legs and my arms. It burned so bad. At 1st I didn't understand what was happening, and then it dawned on me what had happened. The two of us took a nap at 3am this morning.
I just got off the phone with my husband and he thought it was hilarious. I not so much!
