I Have a Funny Story to Share Now that Parliamentary debate has moved from the floor of the House of Commons to video link, with only few Members actually present, some 'technical incidents' have been known to occur. We all know how frustrating computers can be...this is from...See More »
I Have a Funny Story to ShareWhen I used to be a go go boy back when I was young and much better looking I clubbed someone with my shoe. They tried to get on my go go box and I was not about it.
I Have a Funny Story to ShareI just sat down beside my fiance and started kissing his ear, and he said "Oh you're getting to the stage of your period where you get horny." 🤣 🙄 😒
I Have a Funny Story to ShareMy sister and I are visiting Madrid and yesterday we went to the Museo del Prado, which was a wonderful experience. We didn't know there was a special exhibition in there but we went in, like we did when we went to the V&A in London. Afterwards we...See More »
I Have a Funny Story to ShareI have mail! Him: May I ask where you are from? Me: Yes you may. Him: Thanks, so how's your day Me: Your welcome Him: Thanks, so how are you I think he is actually having a discussion with himself...because no matter what I say, he keeps...See More »
I Have a Funny Story to ShareDriving home from work at night and seeing deer on the road, if I honk my horn they usually move out of the way so I don’t hit them. So I decided to do the same with a possum that was in the middle of the road heading to the other side. It turned...See More »
I Have a Funny Story to ShareMy husband finds it funny, but me not so much. So my husband is in the hospital right now, he got admitted yesterday for either a blood clot or a PE. However that is not the funny story. Here is what happened. My 2 year old son wanted to sleep in...See More »
I Have a Funny Story to ShareMan oh man talk about English class today! A guy didn't do his h/w (homework) and teacher was like "You forgot!?" But this guy was like "I didn't forget I just didn't remember." Ok all lessons last 1 hour in school. Teacher says "Right, go stand...See More »
I Have a Funny Story to ShareI went to a friends wedding a few weeks ago. They decided to partake in comunion and invited guests to join. You were to go to the front take the offered bread, dip it in the wine consume it and return to your seat. Easy enough, right? My rows...See More »
I Have a Funny Story to Share The car park at the back of my work was being renovated and was basically just a vast sea of mud. The builders had placed a large wooden plank across it so we could walk from the back door to the gate, safely across the mud. One day, when we closed...See More »
I Have a Funny Story to ShareA guy at work today was telling me he had an embarrassing story to share, so I smiled and said what is it? He said the other day after going to the loo got a certain very sensitive bit of skin trapped in his zipper and it was so painful. I felt...See More »
I Have a Funny Story to ShareOne morning, I was getting ready for school. Once I left the house, I saw this bright red crawdad crawling across our driveway. So I called my Mom who came out of the house to come look at it. Strangely, she thought it was a lobster.
I Have a Funny Story to ShareBack in 2012, a couple of friends, relatives and I went to a small island in the Caribbean called Anguilla. At the time, there was a festival going on and my aunt and some of her friends who worked there were setting up shop on the beach to cook for...See More »
I Have a Funny Story to ShareA lady of high society went out for lunch on day and when the waiter arrived he said that the special for the day was a tongue sandwich. To which the lady replied, "Oh dear! I could never have something that came out of an animals' mouth. I'll...See More »
I Have a Funny Story to ShareOne three of my coworkers went out to lunch one day and after they were seated one got up said he had to wash his hands. He caught the waiter and said, "I'm playing a prank on my pal, could you put a spoon in your pocket and not bring one with his...See More »
I Have a Funny Story to ShareHad a bit of a mix-up at work. Got a call from the vendor quoting A part. "I know you guys are pushing the limit but we've really got to no-quote this job. The biggest dimension on the part is 0.8 millimeters and the thickness was .008 millimeters",...See More »
I Have a Funny Story to ShareEver have one of those times when you wife wants to borrow your more fuel efficient car while hers is in the shop leaving you with the Saturn? Now the L200 is a great car. Its' a 2002 model but it looks like new but it was the kids car. All three...See More »
I Have a Funny Story to Sharestayed with friends last night only to discover this morning that I had only packed swimming trunks but no under ware. so I had the choice of sitting in church in my slacks commando or with the suit underneath them. i hope God understands.