I Have a Funny Story to Share

I went to a friends wedding a few weeks ago. They decided to partake in comunion and invited guests to join. You were to go to the front take the offered bread, dip it in the wine consume it and return to your seat. Easy enough, right?

My rows turn comes up, we walk to the front and for some reason I get really nervous. Everyone's watching me, well they weren't it's just how I felt. I take the offered bit of bread and loose my mind and eat it. I then walk up to the usher holding the wine and try to take it from him to drink. He holds onto it and just slowly shakes his head. I'm freaking out. It dawns on me that I was supposed to have kept my bread and dip it in the wine.

So I'm still holding on to his hands which have a death grip on the cup and I pull again and he just shakes his head again and says no...

I aske what I'm supposed to do. He just nods at the bread and said I was to dip it in the juice. I practically scream I know at him and he looks startled. I'm sweating sure that everyone in the whole church is watching me mess up comunion. So all the sudden I drop his hands and bolt for my chair.

I'm trying to hide in my shame as my husband walking back says, loudly, What are you trying to do you alcholic drink the entire container of wine?!!!!

Oh I could have died.