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The car park at the back of my work was being renovated and was basically just a vast sea of mud. The builders had placed a large wooden plank across it so we could walk from the back door to the gate, safely across the mud. One day, when we closed up, I was last out and my colleagues had removed the "bridge" for a joke. I couldn't go back in as I didn't have a key and I'd already slammed the door. I was wearing skinny black trousers, ballet pumps and black socks. My heart was racing as I stepped from safety into the mud. My shoes disappeared into it immediately, it came up to my ankles! I could feel it oozing into my shoes and making my socks all slimy! As I tried to take a step I realised that my shoe was stuck as if it was in glue. It was only a little slip on number, I just couldn't get it out so had to leave it behind and to the joy of my colleagues, put my sock down into the mud. This then happened to the other foot so I was actually almost up to my knees in it, in my socks! I managed to pull my shoes out but got even filthier in the process. Now that my socks were smothered in a layer of thick mud, I didn't see any point putting them back on, so I squelched, mud filled shoes in hand, across the ooze. Then it got even deeper and I sank right up to my knees! I got really dirty, and my shoes were ruined! But you know what? It was a really hot day so I found it very refreshing! What a great way to cool down! You've got to take a positive!
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Lauren19 · 26-30, F
It was shoe-suckingly, mud-sockingly awesome! Lol.@TimingQuasars
@Lauren19 haha ive had my shoe sucked off by mud then i lost my ballance on one foot and stepped on mud with my sock ahaha
Lauren19 · 26-30, F
Haha! I was in it right over my knees with no shoes! I loved those socks too! @TimingQuasars
@Lauren19 thats crazy you go in the mudd with socks. Youre strong for that haha! I didint like when i was all dirty with mud
Lauren19 · 26-30, F
I didn't mean to! My shoes were sucked off in it! My sweet black and pink socks copped a real mudding!@TimingQuasars
@Lauren19 haha same thing happened to me glad someone else like you knows how i felt when i stepped in mud with my sock haha. I remember that day it was a long time ago
Lauren19 · 26-30, F
@Lauren19 wow you have very nice little legs and feet you honestly look very stylish with those boots just a lil muddy though doesn't matter though it's what you like haha
Lauren19 · 26-30, F
@Lauren19 haha you're soo funny your show came off!!!!! Nooooooooooo!!!!!
Lauren19 · 26-30, F
😂🧦@TimingQuasars
@Lauren19 haha you're soo silly and cute for that xD!!