I Have a Funny Story to Share

One three of my coworkers went out to lunch one day and after they were seated one got up said he had to wash his hands. He caught the waiter and said, "I'm playing a prank on my pal, could you put a spoon in your pocket and not bring one with his dessert?". The waiter agreed and later in the mealwhen he started saying, " My cousin who has a restaurant says they have efficiency experts that come into these places now. The forget to bring spoons so often that now the waiters keep spares in their shirt pockets. The also tie a string to their privates so that if the have to go number one they don't need to wash their hands.". "But how do they put it back in their pants" asked one of the guys. "Oh, that's another good reason to have the spoon". " Aw, your making it up",said one of the guys at the table. A bit later they ordered their dessert and when it came the one guy didn't have a spoon. "Excuse me, how am I supposed to eat this?", he asked the waiter. " Oh! Sorry, here you go." as the waiter reached into his shirt pocket and gave him the spoon and walked off. The guy picked up the spoon, looked at it and said, "What just happened"?!!