I Have a Funny Story to Share

Ever have one of those times when you wife wants to borrow your more fuel efficient car while hers is in the shop leaving you with the Saturn? Now the L200 is a great car. Its' a 2002 model but it looks like new but it was the kids car. All three of them. It goes through two quarts of oil a week. It has numerous bumper stickers like "I Like Boobies", and while moving various piles of debris around in it one comes across interesting things like morning after pill wrappers, various toy guns, empty bottles, ancient chicken sandwiches, and piles of homework that probably should have been turned in, calculators, and even a few missing books and CDs. I'm parking in the back lot at work with this thing.