Note to self: context matters when people walk in and you're on the phone and hear you say ' I need more CoochyNo the Sweet Temptation Coochy. That's one I like' Their faces π It's shave lotion only kind i like and also bought the body dew oil. Skin saver in winter
Now this my kind of day. New coffee maker came and so did my new dress that did wonderful things to my boobsEven I did a doube take.
Dear Santa, Iβve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, Iβll buy my own stuff.We'll try again next year
im proud of myself coz i know this will taste nice: chicken parm with ol el paso taco sauce , very thin pineapple ring , mozzarella cheese and baconwhat could go wrong with these ingredients? A) the bacon could taste weird like piss. B) heating up the old el paso taco sauce too much could cause it to lose flavour c) its needs a stronger cheese than mozzarella
I think if I were a chicken living in Jamaica, Iβd go out of my way to make sure people thought I was nice.I definitely wouldnβt want to be mistaken for a jerk chicken π
What would you becomeIf a zombie bites a vampire and the vampire bites you π€ Would you turn into a zombie? A vampire? A zompire? Important questions need to be asked π«
Woke up. Your fault πNow if you come near me i'll draw lines on ya skin πͺ πͺ Make me coffee pretty please π
Odd craving I was listening to this, doing some work, when suddenly i crave for chicken curry. Spicy, yummy chicken curry. Please send π₯Ί
Are you awake and alive?Good morning / evening / afternoon. Please be alive if you're awake. Otherwise it's just odd. How are you feeling?
Have you ever met someone but only the nice respectful version of themselves?,To later and only by coincidence find out there is a whole other side you never knew? Kind of shocking, but in a good way.. π