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Yesterday's Lunch... I eat at a popular sandwich shop often for lunch. My sandwich yesterday was being prepared by a larger woman. I made the mistake of asking for spinach on my sandwich which she did not have readily available on the counter. She turned and bent over to get more out of the refrigerator behind her.....and showed me much more than I ever wanted to see. It wasn't pretty. The sound of Whitney Houston's voice suddenly popped into my head and said "Crack is WHACK!!!"

Smiling....she finished making my sandwich. I took it to go so I could recover my appetite.
NotHisBabydoll
hahaha.....so there are conditions to the whole 'Woman, go make me a sammich' thing????
awhitedot · 46-50, M
OH.....hadn\'t thought about that. Yes, \"Woman, go make me a sammich wearing clothes that will not reveal parts of your body that are not appetizing.\"
NotHisBabydoll
Good to know......*smirks*
girlfaith
LMAO...... Good to know I'm not the only one whos heard Whitney before!
NoLongerHere
Stay away from crack. I hear it's addictive.
damselfly
Very very funny

 
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