I Like To Write Random StuffYesterday's Lunch... I eat at a popular sandwich shop often for lunch. My sandwich yesterday was being prepared by a larger woman. I made the mistake of asking for spinach on my sandwich which she did not have readily... See More »
I Like To Write Random StuffI really don't understand what this is I feel Like a dream I've had a thousand times It still doesn't seem quite real The taste of your confusion Upon my wasted lips The taste of love so innocent between my sprawled out hips Dance there; I... See More »
I Like To Write Random StuffGerman highways falling down, falling down falling down, German highways falling down my fair volken wheel splatter juice maker, with raspberry flavored break fluid. In the deep frosty 4:30 tide comes the wiffling sowstress with Kermy the Ferggy, and... See More »
I Like To Write Random StuffIn the spirit of Helter Skelter by U2 When you get to the bottom, or on the cookie shelf, beside the toaster oven and the magnets on the fridge, and then you do it again - do you want to listen to the oven mitt orchestra? They're coming on now with... See More »
I Like To Write Random StuffA - What else is there to do? B - There is nothing to do. A - To da loo? B - Where ya going? A - Some place where i can do something. B - Why? A - That is a good question. Let me try to answer you in a little while. So the two just sit... See More »
I Like To Write Random StuffNow that the Age of the Tape Worm has long been gone in a deadly haze of purple onions, the human race marathons onwards to the next age which will be named after it is completed. But if i were to guess, it will be called The Age of Pasta, and Oregon... See More »
I Like To Write Random StuffRibbons lacked the lustre of a duck duck goose salamander bruhaha lately stipulating reverently, statues covered in moss. Hazing in the ferry across the place mats with Terry and Barry and Larry and Barry the 2nd. The dairy of the ferry, plastic... See More »
I Like To Write Random StuffFeeling sad about leaving my teacher aid. Because i saw her teary eyed and i know that she was upset because i resigned (maybe she thinks i gave up on our class but i really dont.) This decision is also breaking me
