I Don't Know What To Say Sometimes

So...ex boyfriend/rebound guy from back in the day tries to add me on Facebook. Tells me he's a writer now and gives me a link...

It's a sex story about a serial killer....

Killing his ex girlfriends...

VERY highly detailed...

Animals are involved...

One has my name and acts exactly like me.....

I did not meet a very merciful end...

Him: WHY DIDN'T YOU ACCEPT MY FRIENDS REQUEST? YOU'RE ALWAYS SUCH A CUNT!