I Don't Know What To Say Sometimes

So...ex boyfriend/rebound guy from back in the day tries to add me on Facebook. Tells me he's a writer now and gives me a link...

It's a sex story about a serial killer....

Killing his ex girlfriends...

VERY highly detailed...

Animals are involved...

One has my name and acts exactly like me.....

I did not meet a very merciful end...

Him: WHY DIDN'T YOU ACCEPT MY FRIENDS REQUEST? YOU'RE ALWAYS SUCH A CUNT!

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SomeLikeItHot ·

It seems to me he doesn't mind if you block him. He does deserve it. Might share this with your husband.

EllaDisenchanted · F

@SomeLikeItHot Knowing hubby he'll just ask how the ex wanted to kill me.

SomeLikeItHot ·

@EllaDisenchanted
😂😂 and you love him for it.

EllaDisenchanted · F

@SomeLikeItHot Just texted him about it and first text back...

Him: Sooooooooooo how'd you die?

Me: Ultimately? Giraffe penis.

Him: Well played.

SomeLikeItHot ·

@EllaDisenchanted
That ex is disturbed.
Sounds like hubby is amused.

EllaDisenchanted · F

@SomeLikeItHot He is. He has my same dark humor and lack of shame. But the fact that I can't pin down ex's problem and if he's joking or not is a little disconcerting.

Also.....

giraffe penis.

SomeLikeItHot ·

@EllaDisenchanted
I imagine that is it least as large as a horse's. The ex doesn't have a small imagination with his tale.