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I Believe Age Difference Doesn't Matter

An old gentleman walked into a pub and orders a beer. When the beer is put in front of him the old man starts to cry. The bartender asks him what is wrong. The old man replies, "I'm 92 years old and I have a 19 year old wife".
The bartender suggests that the young wife is a real gold digger and only wants the old man for his money.
"Oh no", said the old man, "She is rich heiress. I don't have a penny to my name".
Chagrined the bartender says, Oh I see there is too much of an age gap, you have nothing to talk about".
"Oh no", says the old man, "She is a wonderful conversationalist, we talk for hours on end".
Puzzled the bartender suggests that the young wife isn't getting enough sex and is stepping out on her husband.
"Oh no", the old fellow said, "We have sex every day and twice on Sunday. She is very satisfied with the sex".
The bartender snorts, "Well if she is rich and a great companion and as sexy as you say what the hell are you doing in here crying in your beer?"
The old man began crying all over again. [b]"BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!!!"[/b]
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JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@hippyjoe1955 Whos Your Favorite Comedian
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
@JohnOinger Red Skelton. Loved his show when I was a kid.
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@hippyjoe1955 You Should Be A Politican
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
@JohnOinger No thanks. Politics is the reason I no longer pastor a church.
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@hippyjoe1955 What Did You Think Of Stephen Harper Who Was The Previous Prime Minister Before Justin Trudeau
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
@JohnOinger He was the best PM I can ever remember. He ran a tight ship and was brutally honest. Canada is a very strange land and got rid of him so the Laurentian Elite could resume its rightful place. Canada is best described as an empire. When the American revolution took place a number of loyalists moved to S Ontario and they became the basis for the present empire. They co-opted Quebec and formed a pact that would see Quebec be unique, the east coast dependent and the West as a source of great wealth. In order to do that they formed a confederation which in theory allowed each province to forge its own destiny. Harper followed that model and the was peace across Canada. However his replacement has gone back to the traditional way Canada was run with Southern Ontario hating the west since the west was settled by Americans. Thus the Westerners are little more than serfs with the Empire determining what industry can be engaged in and which ones must be shut down. Under Harper Alberta's oil was developed with huge oil sands plants that are basically cleaning up the biggest oil spill on the planet. There is so much naturally occurring oil seeping out of the ground you can sometimes set fire to the river that flows through the area. Trudeau has since determined that the oil sands is bad and the oil must be left where it is found. Alberta now has huge unemployment problems with large numbers of highly skilled trades and engineers being laid off. Some are going to the US for employment and others like me are pushing for Alberta Independence.
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@hippyjoe1955 Are You Gonna Debate With Bushranger Again in The Religious Section About The Existence Of God
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
@JohnOinger Casting pearls before swine is never productive. Bushy has no idea what he is talking about and isn't open to exploring so.....
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@hippyjoe1955 Were You into Superhero Comic Books
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
@JohnOinger I never got into them. They just seemed foolish.
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@hippyjoe1955 What Did You Think Of Dwight D. Eisenhower who Was President in The 1950s
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
@JohnOinger The man for his time. I never got the impression that he was a dynamic president that did great things for the people. The nation was ready to move forward and Ike was the man at the helm. He was much better than many that followed him like Kennedy, Ford, Carter, GH Bush, Clinton, GW Bush, Obama but not quite as good as Reagan and Trump.
JohnOinger · 41-45, M