I Believe Age Difference Doesn't Matter

An old gentleman walked into a pub and orders a beer. When the beer is put in front of him the old man starts to cry. The bartender asks him what is wrong. The old man replies, "I'm 92 years old and I have a 19 year old wife".
The bartender suggests that the young wife is a real gold digger and only wants the old man for his money.
"Oh no", said the old man, "She is rich heiress. I don't have a penny to my name".
Chagrined the bartender says, Oh I see there is too much of an age gap, you have nothing to talk about".
"Oh no", says the old man, "She is a wonderful conversationalist, we talk for hours on end".
Puzzled the bartender suggests that the young wife isn't getting enough sex and is stepping out on her husband.
"Oh no", the old fellow said, "We have sex every day and twice on Sunday. She is very satisfied with the sex".
The bartender snorts, "Well if she is rich and a great companion and as sexy as you say what the hell are you doing in here crying in your beer?"
The old man began crying all over again. [b]"BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!!!"[/b]